Seeing my great fault Through darkening blue windows I begin again
There once was a man from Horton, Who had one long ball and one short one, To make up for his loss, He had a cock like a hoss, And could fart like a 650 Norton. Sent by Dale
An efficient young fellow named Dave Said, "Think of the time that I save By avoiding vacations, And sexy relations, And taking a crap while I shave."
There was a young athlete named Grimmon Who developed a new way of swimmin': By a marvellous trick He would skull with his prick, Which attracted loud cheers from the women.
A musician in gay Montebello Amused herself playing the cello, But not a solo, For she used as a bow The dong of a sturdy young fellow.
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