Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenly
he notices a fine looking hooker looking at him.
He stops, bangs on the window and says,"So, what does this cost ??!!".
And the hooker replies,"25 dollars !!".
And the Pollock said ,"Hmm, that's not a lot of money for insulated
windows !!".

What do Arabs do on saturday night?

They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.

How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?

The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped 
and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands. "What the 
hell is your problem?" the lady asked. "I feel like a regular son of a 
bitch, getting my best friends pussy," the man moaned. The lady reached 
over and patted him on the back. "Well, if that's all it is, you can stop 
worrying," she said. "You're not getting his pussy. His pussy is five to 
six inches deeper."