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What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?

Data transfer. 

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After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took
$300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table.
"Thanks," she said. "But I only charge $20."
"Twenty bucks for the entire night?" the amazed MP replied. "You can't
make a living on that."
"Oh, don't worry," the whore replied. "I do a little blackmail on the 
side!"


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A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to 
have a heart transplant. She's worried about the friend so she asks the 
doctor: Girlfriend: I'm worried about my friend doc, what if her body 
rejects the organ?
Doctor: Well she's 36 years old and healthy. How long has she been in 
business?
Girlfriend: She's been working since she was 19 years old but what does 
that have to do with anything?
Doctor: Well she's been working 17 years and hasn't rejected an organ yet!

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What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
 A leisure centre. 

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What do you call a blonde lesbian?

     A waste. 

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