Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set
   off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite
   the elephant house. The boy looks at the elephant, sees its willy,
   points to it and says, "Mummy, what is that long thing?"
   
   His mother replies, "That, son, is the elephant's trunk."
   
   "No, at the other end."
   
   "That, son is the tail."
   
   "No, mummy, the thing under the elephant."
   
   A short embarrassed silence after which she replies, "That's nothing."
   
   The mother goes to buy some ice-cream and the boy, not being satisfied
   with her answer, asks his father the same question.
   
   "Daddy, what is that long thing?"
   
   "That's the trunk, son," replies the father.
   
   "No at the other end."
   
   "Oh, that is the tail."
   
   "No, no daddy, the thing below," asks the son in desperation.
   
   "That is the elephants penis. Why do you ask son?"
   
   "Well mummy said it was nothing," says the boy.
   
   Replies the father: "I tell you, I spoil that woman ..."
   

A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. 
"How do you plead?" asked the judge.
"Guilty or not guilty."
"Not guilty," replied the man.
"On what grounds?" queried the judge.
"I didn't think she was dead....I thought she was an American."

What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?

 

They both wiggle when you eat them!

Sent by Sonia

A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow
$200 for six months. The loan officer asks him what
kind of collateral he has. The man says 'I've got a
Rolls Royce -- keep it until the loan is paid off
-- here are the keys.' 

Six months later the man comes into the bank, pays
back the $200 loan, plus $10 interest, and regains
possession of the Rolls Royce. 

The loan officer asks him, 'Sir, if I may ask, why
would a man who drives a Rolls Royce need to borrow
two hundred dollars?' 

The man answers, 'I had to go to Europe for six months,
and where else could I store a Rolls Royce for that
long for ten dollars?' 

How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?



      Because all of the mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.