ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered 
with golden fried onion rings.

WHICH CAME FIRST?

Reader said her son, Aaron, who is halfway between 2 and 3, was looking
at a picture book, pointed at an egg and declared, "Cookie."

"No, no," mother corrected.  "That's not a cookie.  Look again.  What is
it?"

"Marshmella," Aaron said.

"No, not a marshmallow," mother said.  "Think about it.  What do
chickens lay?"

Aaron's face lit up.  "McNuggets," he shouted triumphantly.

Terry Marchal 
Charleston Gazette 

As a Viet Nam Vet I was telling the students about an
especially emotional visit to the Viet Nam Memorial in
DC.  A girl raised her hand and asked me if I was able
to find my name on the wall.