The re-release of George Lucas' "Star Wars" raked in millions.
"This came as a relief to Princess Leia who had fallen on hard
times and was considering becoming a spokeswoman for Weight
Watchers and Ocean Spray." (Joshua Sostrin)

Says Paul Ecker, "Teenagers all over the country are asking the
same question: Who's Mark Hamil?"

The film was enhanced with even more special effects. "In a
related move, Sweden will re-release Ingmar Bergman's films
"enhanced with even more gloom,'" (Michael Edens)

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis 
Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and 
Chopin.

Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in 
the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

Joan said her ex husband would still come by after their split to 
do the garden, clean the house.  I came home one day to find 
him there and we had a fight.  He sat on the couch and I stood, 
and we yelled back and forth about how he was no longer
welcome in the house.  Finally, we calmed down.  He 
apologized for yelling and I apologized for not telling him his 
right testicle was hanging out of his shorts the whole time we 
were fighting.