Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
   from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent
   disinclination to do so.
   -- Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

"I'm sorry, we made a pop song..."
                        -- Gibby Haynes of the Butthole Surfers introducing
                                "Pepper" at #4 in the Hottest 100 of 1996

I like long walks, especially when they are 
taken by people who annoy me.

"An author once told me I must find my muse before I could write.  When I
 finally found her, she was wearing a rubber helmet, a latex catsuit, a very
 tight corset, an armbinder, and ballet-toe boots with seven inch heels.  I
 suspect I am not meant to be a writer."
                        -- Unknown