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"Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead"
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even
bigger man to laugh at that man. 

     - Jack Handey, Saturday Night Live
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Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a
       rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.
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The technology is moving forward in great leaps, but I still want to fuck.

-- Slavik on the modern technological advances
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And which parallel universe did you crawl out of?
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