Think before you think! --Stanislaw Lec
After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody." -Gary Shandling
"I was _everyone's_ drinking partner." -- Karen
"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo." - Jim Harrison
If Man were meant to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 disciples.
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