Rodgers and Hammerstein are America's answer to Mozart!

This is a feminist bookstore.  There is no humor section.
        
                                                    --John Callahan

"Being in politics is like being a football coach;
you have to be smart enough to understand the
game, and dumb enough to think it's important." 

    - Eugene McCarthy 

Life is a great bundle of little things.

        --Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who
       makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe
       diarrhea.