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"So that's 2 T-1s and a newsfeed....would you like clues with that?"
                        -- Hillary Gorman, hillary@netaxs.com
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The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make
   them unsafe.
   -- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
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Life is not a spectacle or a feast, it's a predicament
 
             --George Santayana
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The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.

     - Paul Valery
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What is a highbrow?  He is a man who has found something more
interesting than women.
        --attrib. Edgar Wallace and others
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