If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that
    will do the most damage will go wrong first.

* No job is so simple that is can't be done wrong.

"Always behave like a duck; keep calm and unruffled on the surface But
paddle like the devil underneath."

- The longer the title, the less important the job.

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
   - Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon
   during his visit to Greece