Love thy neighbor, yet don't pull down your hedge. --Ben Franklin
"It isn't a crime to give yourself over to pleasure..." "It is in Tasmania!" -- Dr. Frank N. Furter (to Brad), someone in the audience, "Rocky Horror Picture Show"
The only thing you can do easily is be wrong, and that's hardly worth the effort. - The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster
"We're the best Internet provider in Adelaide... [rest of pitch removed]" "Well we're _also_ the best Internet provider in Adelaide..." -- Bruce Lim (Camtech), Simon Hackett (Internode)
"If elections changed anything they would be illegal" A Grafitty on a wall in Sofia
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