Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. 

I wanted to go the Paranoids Anonymous meeting,
but they wouldn't tell me where it was. 

A great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a
mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before
you can eat too much.

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it. 

I wanted to go the Paranoids Anonymous meeting,
but they wouldn't tell me where it was.