If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the
other trees make fun of it?

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way, and
the other is to let her have it. 

     - Lyndon B. Johnson 

"... standing in my yard, where they tore down the garage, to make room for
 the torn down garage..."
                        -- They Might Be Giants, "A Self called Nowhere"

Contrary to popular belief, "Damn It" is not God's last name.
(Construction wall, Philadelphia, 1969)

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way, and
the other is to let her have it. 

     - Lyndon B. Johnson