One of the reasons Jimmy Carter is so popular in the south is that he has no accent. 

"And let the rest of the wo-rr-ld go by"

I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

"That's the only standard thing about the standards; that it's standard
 for one standard not to work with any other standard, although one
 standard on a second machine even though they may be similar, they are
 not the same, however different standards on other machines although
 different may comply to the same standard. Although the confusion is
 fairly standard. (Just recompile your mind with -traditional, and
 -Dstandard :))"
                        -- jteclaw@clark.net

Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it.