* There are three kinds of people -- those who can count and those
       who can't.

After finding no qualified candidates for the position
of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to
announce the  appointment of David Steele to the post.

-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools,
                    Barrington, Rhode Island

A woman's charm is her strength,
A man's strength is his charm.

                     -- Anon -- 

"Does anybody know any (dis)reputable arms dealers where I could by a nuke
 to aim at Seattle?"
"YM 'Redmond'.  Microsoft == Redmond, Microsoft != Seattle."
"Ahh, but 'tis only a matter of blast radius."
                        -- Jonathan Nicholson (jjn@sanger.ac.uk),
                           Debbie Schwartz (das@coho.halcyon.com),
                           Majdi Abbas (mabbas@staff.uiuc.edu)

ON POETIC LOVE
   When you're swimming' in the creek
   And an eel bites your cheek
   That's a moray!
   -- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers