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"Satan is my sad... pathetic... knob."
                        -- Alasdair McLellan


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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.


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History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.


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"Death is yellow and smells of vanilla."
"Are you sure?"
"I'd bet money on it."
                        -- "The Hairdresser's Husband" (a movie I saw on SBS)


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Trust everyone.
It's not like you have any really important secrets.

                                       --me--

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