"Satan is my sad... pathetic... knob." -- Alasdair McLellan
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.
"Death is yellow and smells of vanilla." "Are you sure?" "I'd bet money on it." -- "The Hairdresser's Husband" (a movie I saw on SBS)
Trust everyone. It's not like you have any really important secrets. --me--
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