Mistress - Somewhere between a mister and a mattress

"Give me five lines by the best of men,
and I will find something in it to hang him."

                                   -- An anonimous prosecutor

- When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by
   reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

"We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming."

- Wernher von Braun 

Beer is good food. 

    - John Goodman