"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug
named after a part of my own ass, okay?" 

Denis Leary.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,
       it is generally employed only by small children and large
       nations." -- David Friedman

A life without tragedy would not be worth living. 

    - Edward Abbey 

It's not hard to tell we was poor --
when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline. 

     - George Lindsey