"Hmmmmm.  Are domestic abusers _always_ thinking about dairy products?"
                        -- Lt. Wilkes

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like and do
what you'd druther not. 

    -- Mark Twain

If you can't beat them...arrange to have them beaten.
                 -George Carlin

* Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two
       under the man's eyes.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.