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"... he repeats until he fails, half a goon and half a god, a man's not made
 of steel..."
                        -- Devo, "Gates of Steel"
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My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later 
I can ask him what he meant.
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In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination
       should automatically disqualify you.
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The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation

                                                    --Mark Twain
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"My favorite conspiracy theory I saw in a cartoon the other day ...
it was called 'Oliver Stone's Titanic' and it showed a second iceberg." 

    - James Cameron, director of Titanic: interview conducted by Online Tonight,
    1/21/98
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