"Welcome to the rehearsal on the morning after the night before."

-- me, after post-concert-party #1 at Melbourne
Intervarsity Choral Festival 1998

"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and I'm all out of
 bubblegum."
                        -- Nada, "They Live"

"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
 And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew
 them like applesauce they taste more like prunes than a rhubarb does.
 Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know."
                        -- Groucho Marx

If I had done what President Clinton did 
My wife would have "issued a statement" too and it would have 
said: "Jim Rosenberg can go to hell."

$100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded quarterly
for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000 --
by which time it will be worth nothing.

     - Lazarus Long