The Jung Idea The young things who frequent picture-palaces Have no use for this psycho-analysis; And although doctor Freud Is distinctly annoyed They cling to their long-standing fallacies.
Stoners live and stoners die, but in the end we all get high, so is in life you dont succeed, fuck it all an' smoke some weed!!!
A disgusting young man named McGill Made his neighbors exceedingly ill When they learned of his habits Involving white rabbits And a bird with a flexible bill
There once was a man from Sutter, Who used to jerk off in the gutter, Till the tropical sun, Played hell on his gun, And turned all his cream into butter.
A tidy young lady of Streator Dearly loved to nibble a peter. She always would say, "I prefer it this way. I think it is very much neater."
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