A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor.
   "Young lady," said
   the doctor, "you're pregnant." "But that can't be. The only men I've
   been with are nudists
   and in our colony we practise sex only with our eyes." "Well my dear,"
   said the doctor,
   "someone in that colony is cockeyed."
   

Two buddies get together and decide to
go to a whorehouse, one of them tired of
doing it with his wife all the time, the
other not having it done for a long time.
 Anyways the married one goes up and
comes down and says " My wife is much
better".  "Allright" goes the other guy,
" Let me go try the same woman."
Well he goes and screws the whore,
comes than says to his buddy,  " You are
right man, Your wife is much better."

A woman went to the bar with a black eye.
"How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender.
"From my husband," she replied.
"But I thought he was out of town?" he asked.
"So did I!" she said.

   An English taxidermist is sweating his way through the Australian
   outback when he comes across a bar. He staggers in between the beer
   swilling locals and in his well educated voice asks the bartender,
   "May I have a gin and tonic, please, my good man."
   
   One of the locals says to his mates, "Geez, cobbers, what kind of a
   fucking man's drink is that?"
   
   Then, turning to the Englishman, "Hey! You! Yes you, you fucking Pom!
   Gin and fucking tonic -- are you some fucking kind of a poofter or
   something?"
   
   "Ac...actually," the englishman, terrified, replies, "I'm a
   taxidermist."
   
   "Oh yeah? And what's a taxidermist then?"
   
   "I mount d..d..dead animals."
   
   "It's alright, cobbers," says the local, turning to his mates, "He's
   one of us!"
   

On Jeopardy...

TREBEK: The category is "Political Subversion".  The answer is: This
entity is dedicated to the destruction of religion, morality, and the
American way of life.
PLAYER: What is the KGB?
TREBEK: Be more specific.
PLAYER: What is PBS?
TREBEK: Right!