Why do elephants have 4 feet? 

    -Because 4 inches isn't enough. 

What game do four elephants in a mini play?
Squash

Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the 
words, "bitter end" in it.
Little Johnny thought for a moment and replies, "Our dog chased our cat 
and he bitter end." 

What sexual position makes an ugly baby?

                                 Ask your mom!

Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the local 
bar when he gets back from his honeymoon, and all the guys want to hear 
about his wedding night.
Jake says, "Well, when we got to the hotel, my youngest son carried me up 
the stairs, undressed me, and lifted me onto the bed with my bride, so's 
me and her could spend the night together. The next morning all three of 
my sons came upstairs and lifted me off of her."
The bartender says, "Why did it take three sons to get you off?"
Jake says, "I fought 'em."