The local Burger King was running a promotion. If you told them "It just tastes better." when ordering they would give you an extra Whopper for your trouble. So I ordered the combo meal and told the girl I wanted the extra Whopper with that. So she told me I'd have to say the phrase to get the free burger. "You're kidding.", I said. "No, sir, go ahead and say it." she laughed. "Come on...." I said, hesitating. Did I really have to mouth an advertising slogan to this cute little thing half my age? We were both laughing by now. I figured she was serious about it. So I blurted out "You just taste better!" into the speaker. All of a sudden the speaker lit up with the laughter of the staff, as she managed to choke out, "Please drive through sir!". :-) Sent by Alton
For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as baggage. A crowded United flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "Do you have any idea who I am?" Without hesitating, the gate agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention please?" she began, her voice bellowing throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at the gate WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to the gate." With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore, "F*** you!" Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to stand in line for that, too!"
I pulled into a town I couldn't believe still existed in 1999. A dusty, dirt road, a little old wooden store that actually said "General Store", and that was it. There was a little old man sitting in front of the store in a rocking chair. I said to him, "What do you folks do around here?" He said, "We don't do nothin' but hunt n' fuck." I said, "What do you hunt?" He said, "Somethin' to fuck."
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