Last month, about 8,000 Elvis Presley fans flocked to 
Graceland to commemorate the 21st anniversary of his death. 
In a related item, viewership on the Home Shopping Network 
was down 50% Saturday. 

Di's hairdresser friend caught her husband fooling around with
a customer and promptly kicked him out.  A few days later, 
she received a call from the woman whom her husband had 
been fooling around with.  The woman said, "I know this is a 
difficult situation, but does this mean you won't still cut my 
hair?" 

Colena was telling me about her buddy and *his* girlfriend. 
They were working on a vehicle and using gasoline to clean the 
parts with.  It was a warm day and the gas was sitting in a 
coffee can in the sun and eventually evaporated. Judi 
demanded to know what happened to it. When they told her 
what happened, she asked what eveporation was. So they told 
her it got hot in the sun & made it go away.... Judi's reply... 
"If you put it in the shade, will it come back?"