Cloning Update:

The scientists responsible for the first successful cloning
of a mammal say it took years of trial and error. Which is why you
never hear songs by Kennys A through F. 

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only
in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

A survey by cosmetics firm Avon revealed that British women 
would rather iron than have sex in the morning.  I've visited 
Britain, and I've got an even better idea for British men and 
women: how about *brushing your teeth* in the morning?