Nobody gets to run the mill by doing run-of-the-mill work. 

     - Thomas J. Frye 

"Fran Drescher's rise to fame is quite a miracle. Aside from just being
 your typical annoying New Yorker, she has a laugh that sounds like
 somebody is ice-climbing up the back of a baboon."
                        -- Mr. Cranky, reviewing "The Beautician and the
                                Beast"

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly
stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating.

                                                    -- Samuel Johnson

Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. 

    - John Peers