"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that
       you don't need it." -- Bob Hope

"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives." 

     - Sue Murphy

Rain - something that, when you take an umbrella, it
doesn't.

Let us praise the noble turkey vulture
No one envies him;
he harms nobody;
and he contemplates our little world
from a most serene and noble height. 

     - Edward Abbey 

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station .... what more can I say..........