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"In the beginning there were three... and then the three became nine... and
 then the nine got hungry and then there were four..."
                        -- Gerard Phillips
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German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone
                                    using a sick bag on a 747.

                                       - - - Willy Rushton
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
   They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
         Rita Rudner
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- No one gets sick on Wednesdays.
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I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I
turn off the set I wipe my finger-prints off the dial.
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