"If laughter be the alternative to violence then GET A FUCKING SENSE OF
HUMOR! "

-The Unknown Shakespeare

"No, we're _sweet_ and _innocent_ evil bastards"
                        -- from the sig of Simon Burr, simes@bpfh.net

"... but BELIEVE YOU US, if this weren't a SERIOUS situation, we wouldn't be
 discussing it in ALL CAPS."
                        -- a virus hoax hoax

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can 
usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

"By letting go, it all gets done." 

    - Tao Te Ching