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"Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the 
thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones." 

Mike Barfield.
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"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics
exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me." 

Woody Allen.
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"I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words." -- Jo
       Ramos
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The 100% American is 99% idiot.
                               
     - - - George Bernard Shaw
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I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
   -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
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