ON NUMBERS
   Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3---not even for very large values of
   2.

"DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous
 system crashes, usually just before saving a massive project.  Easily
 cured by UNIX.  See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS."
                        -- David Vicker

"...
 I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
 I know you'll be a sun in someone else's sky,
 But why can't it be mine?"
                        -- Pearl Jam, "Black"
                                (Ok, so it's sickening. Sue me.)

"The following two statements are usually both true:

There's not enough documentation.

There's too much documentation."

-- Larry Wall

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.
   -- Chicago Rotary Club journal, "Gyrator"