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"Technology is a way of organizing the universe so
that man doesn't have to experience it." 

     - Max Frisch
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"Do not disrupt my carefully controlled pattern of hype or YOU WILL BE PUT IN
 A BOX WITH BILL GATES AND SHAKEN."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry
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Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
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"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in
       it." -- Ashleigh Brilliant
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"Yes means no and no means yes.  Delete all your files? [y/n]"
                        -- Paul Tomblin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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