"Descended from the apes?
Let us hope that it is not true.
But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known." 

FA Montagu.

Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. -- Lisa
       Hoffman

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

     - Lazarus Long 

 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."

     - Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why the New York Times
       newspaper refused to carry advertising for his new movie.