ON METAPHYSICS Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before.
"My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that's the law." - Jerry Seinfeld
The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable language. -- D. E. Knuth, 1967
I am always doing things I can't do, that's how I get to do them. - Pablo Picasso
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
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