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Four years ago...  No, it was yesterday. Today I...  No, that wasn't me.
Sometimes I...  No, I don't.
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I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With
Pail...  Kitten On Fire.
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Just fill out one simple form to win a Tax Audit!
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"Hey, I bought a cool 3D Pinball game and got an operating system with it!"
                        -- Simon Hackett, referring to Win95
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You traverse the world in search of happiness,
which is within the reach of every man.  A
contented mind confers it on all.--Horace
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