"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough
to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials." 

Ronald Knox.

"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman
       giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped." -- Sam
       Levenson (1911-1980)

I knew a tattoo artist whose wife left him because he had designs on other women. 

     -Joey Adams 

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. 

    - Salvor Hardin, Foundation

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools;
that's the only way most of us got through.

- Sam Levenson