Edward P. Tryon - "In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time."
* My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done.
A wedding. A handshake. A kiss. A coronation. A parade. A dance. A meal. A graduation. A Mass. A ritual is the performance of an intuition, the rehearsal of a dream, the playing of a game. A sacrament is the breaking through of the sacred into the profane, a ritual is the ceremonial acting out of the profane in oder to show forth its sacredness. A sacrament is God offering his holiness to men, a ritual is men raising up the holiness of their humanity to God. --Frederick Buechner
"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper
"People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it." Noel Coward.
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