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Edward P. Tryon - "In answer to the question of why it
           happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
           simply one of those things which happen from time to time."


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* My homework is like a juicy steak -- rarely done.


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A wedding.  A handshake.  A kiss.  A coronation.  A parade.  A
dance.  A meal.  A graduation.  A Mass.  A ritual is the performance
of an intuition, the rehearsal of a dream, the playing of a game.
        A sacrament is the breaking through of the sacred into the
profane, a ritual is the ceremonial acting out of the profane in oder
to show forth its sacredness.  
        A sacrament is God offering his holiness to men, a ritual is
men raising up the holiness of their humanity to God.
        --Frederick Buechner

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"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,
and when I woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper 

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"People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used
to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it." 

Noel Coward.

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