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Women should be obscene and not heard.
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"I don't have the lungs to cope with sustained plot loss..."
                        -- Garth Kidd
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"I think my favourite word at the moment is 'sphincter'. People have been
 using it a lot lately and it's starting to grow on me."
                        -- Karen Peisley
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"Keyboard Error - Press  to continue"
                        -- PC BIOS error message
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"Alcohol will be free, and a basic birthright of a human
being in a socialist system. The individual didn't ask for
sobriety, so why should the individual be billed to
inebriate himself?" --- Al Koholik
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