Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change,
       the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the
       bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.

Opportunity is missed by most people because
it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. 

     - Thomas Edison 

I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.

    -- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an
    interview after he was returned to the US

To err is human; to admit it is not. 

"I want us to be something that we can't."
"What's that?"
"A normal couple."
                        -- Holden, Alyssa, "Chasing Amy"