- An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
"... this is telling us that our important words are 'smelt', 'bud', 'brier' and 'nard'..." -- Peter Kelsall (we don't know what he's on either)
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between man and dog.
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