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Today's quotes [2.10.05]

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes. 

     - Oscar Wilde
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The plane was so fast that it took off from Los Angeles with
two rabbits and landed in New York with two rabbits. 

     -Joey Adams
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The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the
people who make them unsafe.

-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
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"You'd better talk to Adrian, he's better at testicle support..."
                        -- Lynn Howard (oops)
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Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press?  I don't get it...
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