Adultery - Two wrong people doing the right thing.  

God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent --
it says so right here in the label. If you have a mind
capable of believing all three of these divine attributes
simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you.
No checks, please. Cash, and in small bills.

     - Lazarus Long 

"The knowledge that one is to be hanged in the moring sharpens one's
mind considerably"

Men have died and worms have eaten them -- but not for love!

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." 
Woody Allen.