What do you do in case of fallout?

Put it back in and take shorter strokes! 

Why do men like blonde jokes??

     Because they can understand them. 

Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? 

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough.
If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit. 

A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered 
that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a 
hysterectomy, but she had also castrated her husband, circumcised her 
lover, taken two fingers off a casual acquaintance, and given a vicar a 
hair lip.

And, there were still 5 shaves left!

Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
A. When he goes to confession, he takes a lawyer with him.