"First," said the playboy,
"I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose."
"Oh no you're not," said the girl.
"Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks."
"Oh no you're not."
"Then I'll take you to my place and keep serving you drinks."
"Oh no you're not."
"Then I'm going to make violent, passionate love to you."
"Oh no you're not."
"And I'm not going to wear a condom either!" said the guy.
"Oh yes you are!" said the girl.

   We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly
   inseparable. Last week, it took four Howard County Policemen and a
   dog.

What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?

A mobile sperm bank.

A blond walks into a bar.

     Ouch!

   After insulting the female genie from the magic bottle, Carlos makes
   his wish:
   "To wake up with 3 women in my bed."
   
   She says, "So be it!" and disappears back into the bottle.
   
   The next morning, Carlos wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding
   and Hillary Clinton. His penis is gone, his leg is broken and he has
   no health insurance.