If Wang made toasters...
Marketing would never agree upon what customers really want
or need in a toaster so millions of dollars would be spent
in development and the toaster would be several years late.
Just after release Wang would buy another company whose
toaster ran on NT but would find that they got more orders
for the original.

One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.
It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."
The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."

   Two men are talking. The first sez, "I got married because I was tired
   of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing
   shabby clothes."
   
   "Amazing," said the second, "I just got divorced for the very same
   reasons."

In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver saw
a woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, and
couldn't bear passing her by. He completed the job for her,
and, soaked to the skin, exclaimed jovially, "There, little
lady, that's done!" "Quiet," she ordered him. "You'll wake
up my husband. He's taking a nap in the back seat." 

A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and 
playing around when up comes a fox. The girl squirrel dashed up a tree, 
but the boy squirrel stayed on the ground. "That's strange," said the fox. 
"Usually squirrels are afraid of me and run to the nearest tree." "Listen, 
bud," replied the boy squirrel. "Did you ever try to climb a tree when you 
were in love?"