On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided 
to forego a big party and treat Linda-Sue to a memorable evening at home.
Quietly filling the bathtub with champagne, he called her into the 
bathroom and they spent a sensual evening soaking in the tub by 
candlelight.

When they were finished, Billy-Bob decided he couldn't let all that
expensive champagne go to waste, so he carefully poured it back into the
empty bottles. However, when he was finished, he found he had nearly a 
half-bottle too much.

He screamed to his wife, "Linda-Sue, you NASTY BITCH, you DIDN'T?!?"

When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?

When it occurs between "hello" and "what's your sign?"

Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. "Mommy," she said, "I'd like 
you to answer one question." "Very good," replied her mother, "I was 
wondering when you would become curious about birds, flowers and bees." 
"It's not that," said the girl. "I know all about screwing. What I would 
like to know is how to make lasagna." 

A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife 
made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was 
ransacking an adjoining room. 

But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to 
say, "I hope, doctor, you don't mind Johnny being in there." 

"No," said the doctor calmly, "He'll be quiet when he gets to 
the poisons." 

State of Kentucky

                           12th Grade Reading Test



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                    CM Wangs        CM BDI's         CMMT Pockets      CMEDBD Feet
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